to take a seat upon his right.

"You are a new-comer," he said, "and wish information? You have

come to the proper source. It is two years since I first visited

this charming club."

The Colonel breathed again. If Mr. Malthus had frequented the

place for two years there could be little danger for the Prince in

a single evening. But Geraldine was none the less astonished, and

began to suspect a mystification.

"What!" cried he, "two years! I thought - but indeed I see I have

been made the subject of a pleasantry."

"By no means," replied Mr. Malthus mildly. "My case is peculiar.

I am not, properly speaking, a suicide at all; but, as it were, an

honorary member. I rarely visit the club twice in two months. My

infirmity and the kindness of the President have procured me these

little immunities, for which besides I pay at an advanced rate.

Even as it is my luck has been extraordinary."

"I am afraid," said the Colonel, "that I must ask you to be more

explicit. You must remember that I am still most imperfectly

acquainted with the rules of the club."

"An ordinary member who comes here in search of death like

yourself," replied the paralytic, "returns every evening until

fortune favours him. He can even, if he is penniless, get board

and lodging from the President: very fair, I believe, and clean,

although, of course, not luxurious; that could hardly be,

considering the exiguity (if I may so express myself) of the

subscription. And then the President's company is a delicacy in

itself."

"Indeed!" cried Geraldine, "he had not greatly prepossessed me."

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